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Leela: I'm sorry, but if it's fun in any way it's not environmentalism.
Paul: Oh, really? How about blowing up dams?...
Bender: I don't know why, but when I look down at their little faces it makes me want to puke.
.. in a good way....
Bender: If it ain't black and white, peck, scratch and bite.
Bender: Life is hilariously cruel.
Professor: I've been a Harold Zoid fan since back when my hips were made of bone.
Zoidberg: This letter has to be very personal, so I'm writing it in my own ink.
Final Curtain Old Actors' Home
Star Tours Note: bus does not leave earth
Calculon: I'm programmed to be very busy.
Zoidberg: That's where I'm meeting Uncle Zoid for lunch to discuss my Hollywood dream.
The next time you see me, don't be surprised if I've eaten....

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