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• The other line moves faster. This applies to all lines- bank, supermarket, tollbooth, customs, and so on.
  And don't try to change lines. The Other Line- the one you were in originally- will then move faster....
• SPERM-BANK DEPOSITS -- Merchant's semen.
• If you change lines, the one you just left will start to move faster than the one you are now in.
  O'Brian's Law...
• The other lines move faster. -- Ettore's Observation If you change lines, the one you just left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
  -- O'Brien's Variation on Ettore's Observation Switching back screws up both lines and makes everybody angry....
• O'Brien's Variation on Etorre's Observation: If you change lines, the one you just left will start to move faster than the one you are now in.
• I think you should know I worry a lot. Like the Noble sperm bank.
  Something bothers me about the world's greatest geniuses sitting around reading pornography and jerking off....
• I have heard the mavis singing Its love-song to the mo
  I 've seen the dew-drop clinging To the rose just newly born....
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• Did you hear about the girl who applied for a job as a night-deposit box in a sperm bank.