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Leela: Your face can take a lot of punishment. That's good to know.
Fry: There's a lot about my face you don't know....
Professor: While you were gone the Trotters held a news conference to announce that I was a jive sucker.
Marv Albert: He's really showing us what a man with a cannon in his chest can do.
Leela: I don't know what you did, Fry, but once again you screwed up.
Now all the planets are gonna start crackin' wise about our mommas....
Bubblegum: Good lord, that sucker's shakin' around like some fine imported booty.
Leela: Zoidberg! Zoidberg: Sorry, you must have been boring.
Leela: I love his boyish charm, but I hate his childishness.
Fry: Drugs are for losers, and hypnosis is for losers with big weird eyebrows.
Fry: How did I get Leela to love me? I've got to figure it out.
Hermes: Maybe you're just a fantastic lover, Fry. Amy: No....
Professor: Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court.
I suppose I could part with one and still be feared....

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