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Leela: That aerosal head spray makes your antenna smell nice.
.. Bender: Thank you. Leela: ...but it's doing long-term damage to the planet....
Professor: The tanker has six-thousand hulls, so, unlike me, it's entirely leak-proof.
Professor: Being captain is about intuition and heart.
A good captain can't have either one. That's why cold, logical Bender is perfect for the job....
Paul: If rubbin' frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey, I don't wanna be right.
Give a hoot-o Don't pollute Pluto
Leela: Bender's flying too low! And he's upside-down!
Protestor: He must be talking on a cell-phone....
Paul: Good way to avoid frostbite, folks, put your hands between your buttocks.
That's nature's pocket....
Fry: Where's Captain Bender? Off catastrophizing some other planet?
Paul: It seems dark-matter is nature's sex drug. It's like a perverted trail mix of penguin estrogen, penguine Viagra and Spanish penguin fly.
Leela: Is there some way to keep them from breeding?
Paul: Cold showers don't work on Antarctic creatures....

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