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Zoidberg: Uncle Zoid, you're looking young enough to be thrown back!
Calculon: An Oscar, you say? That would get me out of this festering rats' nest called television once and for all.
Calculon: I just pray they like me half as much as I do.
La Brea Tar Pits As seen on the tar channel
Calculon: I've seen plagues that had better opening nights than this.
Oscar Party No losers admitted
Champion Pet Show Today Kids: See Toucan Sam's death mask
Awards ceremony in progress No pooping
Leela: Ah, maybe they're right, maybe Nibbler is dumb.
Fry: Don't listen to them, Leela. People said I was dumb but I proved them!...
Fry: What are we going to do? Professor: Duh, I know, let's play the lottery.
Amy: No, let's buy internet stock. Zoidberg: On margin!...

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