Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

Home › Fortune Cookies › Miscellaneous Collections

One of Bender's kids: Our dad is a giant toy!
One of Bender's kids: Can we have Bender burgers again? Bender: No, the cat shelter's onto me.
Leela: Oh, Adelai, I've had a wonderful time today.
No one's stared at me, or avoided staring at me, or tried to burn me....
Fry: What's so wonderful about Leela being normal? The rest of us aren't normal.
And that's what makes us great. Like Dr. Zoidberg....
Bender: I need a calculator. Fry: You are a calculator. Bender: I need a good calculator.
Cop: You're under arrest for child cruelty, child endangerment, depriving children of food, selling children as food, and misrepresenting the weight of livestock.
Fry: Leela, there's nothing wrong with anything.
Hermes: Baby needs a new pair of shoes! Zoidberg
To hell with your spoiled baby, I need those shoes....
Professor: No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it.
Fry: Augh, I am so unlucky. I've run over black cats that were luckier than me.

< previous

11146