Bubblegum: Bender, You Can Talk Trash, You Can Handle The Ball, But Look In Your Heart And Ask Yourself

Bubblegum: Bender, You Can Talk Trash, You Can Handle The Ball, But Look In Your Heart And Ask Yourself

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Bubblegum: Bender, you can talk trash, you can handle the ball,
but look in your heart and ask yourself: are you funky
enough to be a Globe Trotter? Are you?
Bender: Yes.
Bubblegum: Are you?
Bender: I mean, with time, my funk level could...
Bubblegum: Are you?!
Bender: No.
Bubblegum: Deal with it.

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