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  ... Every once in a while, I turn it on and off.......
• I have a switch in my apartment that doesn't do anything.
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• Homer: Hey, boy, wake up. Your old man found some deer.
  Bart: Huh? You did? Bart: Hey, wait, man. Those are reindeer!...
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  Bender: I could pound your head 'til you think that's what happened. Fry: Okay....
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• I lurk quietly and carry a big ON/OFF switch!
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• C'mon guys. Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1999.
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• I refuse to fight! I'm a concientious objector." -Bender "A what?
  Fry "You know, a coward." -Bende...