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Zero Mostel: That's it baby! When you got it, flaunt it!
Flaunt it! -- Mel Brooks, "The Produce...
Zeus gave Leda the bird.
Zisla's Law: If you're asked to join a parade, don't march behind the elephants.
Zounds! I was never so bethumped with words since I first called my brother's father dad.
-- William Shakespeare, "Kind Joh...
Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor: People are always available for work in the past tense.
Leela: Hey, you know what might be a hoot? Professor: No. Why would I know that?
Fry: I want to see the edge of the universe. Amy
Ooh, that sounds cool. Zoidberg: It's funny. You live in the universe by you never do these things 'til someone comes to visit....
Fry: So, there's an infinite number of parallel universes?
Professor: No, just the two. Fry: Oh, well, I'm sure that's enough....
Handcrafters: New hands in about an hour Fry: These new hands are great.
I'm gonna break them in tonight....
Fry: I've only got two fantasies left: to be invisible in a chocolate factory, and to be romantically linked to a celebrity.
Bender: I could pound your head 'til you think that's what happened. ...

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