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• Sometimes, at the end of the day, when I'm smiling and shaking their hands, I want to kick them.
  -- Richard M. Nixo...
• In New York crime is getting worse. I was there the other day.
  The Statue of Liberty had both hands up. -- Jay Leno...
• C'mon guys. Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1999.
  ..again." -Fry "I'm gonna drink 'till I reboot." -Bende...
• The new source of power is not money in the hands of a few but information in the hands of many.
  -- John Naisbitt (b. 1929), Megatrend...
• 'Like putty in your hands' takes on a new and depressing meaning.
• The right hands of fellowship. -- New Testament -- Galatians ii, 9
• Hello everyone. You know, Hallowe'en is a very strange holiday.
  Personally, I don't understand it. Mm mm... Kids worshipping ghosts, pretending to be devils....
• I used to live about an hour's drive outside of New York.
  Twenty minutes if you walked. -- Mike Guido...
• A father gave his teen-age daughter an untrained pedigreed pup for her birthday.
  An hour later, when wandered through the house, he found her looking at a puddle in the center of the kitchen....