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Yow! Am I in Milwaukee?" -- Zippy the Pinhead
Yow! And then we could sit on the hoods of cars at stop lights!" -- Zippy the Pinhead
Yow! Did something bad happen or am I in a drive-in movie?" -- Zippy the Pinhead
Yow! Is this sexual intercourse yet? Is it, huh, is it?" -- Zippy the Pinhead
Yow!! Those people look exactly like Donnie and Marie Osmond!!" -- Zippy the Pinhead
Yow! Now I get to think about all the BAD THINGS I did to a BOWLING BALL when I was in JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL!
-- Zippy the Pinhead...
YO-YO: Something that is occasionally up but normally down. (see also Computer).
Zall's Laws: 1: Any time you get a mouthful of hot soup, the next thing you do will be wrong.
2: How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on....
zeal, n: Quality seen in new graduates -- if you're quick.
ZERO DEFECTS: The result of shutting down a production line.

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