Related:

• I refuse to fight! I'm a concientious objector." -Bender "A what?
  Fry "You know, a coward." -Bende...
• Fry: You gotta help me, Bender. How can I prove I'm human?
  Bender: You could drop dead. That'd show 'em. Fry: I don't wanna....
• Listen, Bender, where's your bathroom?" -Fry "Bath what?
  Bender "Bathroom." -Fry "What room?" -Bender "Bathroom!...
• Fry: Hey, I don't see you planning for your old age.
  Bender: I got plans. I'm gonna turn my on/off switch to off....
• Bender: I need a calculator. Fry: You are a calculator. Bender: I need a good calculator.
• I betcha Leela's holding out for a nice guy with one eye.
  Fry "That'll take forever. What she oughta do is find a nice guy with two eyes and poke one out....
• Fry: What are we going to do? Professor: Duh, I know, let's play the lottery.
  Amy: No, let's buy internet stock. Zoidberg: On margin!...
• Fry: Ooh, Big Pink. It's the only gum with the breath freshening power of ham.
  Bender: And it pinkens your teeth while you chew....
• Michelle: You should be chief. Fry: What do I need, ulcers?