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You know it's Monday when you wake up and it's Tuesday. -- Garfield
You know my heart keeps tellin' me, You're not a kid at thirty-three, You play around you lose your wife, You play too long, you lose your life.
Some gotta win, some gotta lose, Goodtime Charlie's go...
You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.
-- M. Somerset Maugham...
You know that feeling you get when you are tipping your chair back and you almost go crashing back on the floor but you just catch yourself?
I feel like that all the time. -- Stephen Wrigh...
You know, the difference between this company and the Titanic is that the Titanic had paying customers.
You know very well that whether you are on page one or page thirty depends on whether [the press] fear you.
It is just as simple as that. -- Richard Nixo...
You know what I wish? I wish all the scum of the Earth had one throat and I had my hands about it.
-- Rorschach, "Watchme...
You know what they say -- the sweetest word in the English language is revenge. -- Peter Beard
You know what we can be like: See a guy and think he's cute one minute, the next minute our brains have us married with kids, the following minute we see him having an extramarital affair.
By the ti...
You know you are getting old when you think you should drive the speed limit. -- E.A. Gilliam

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