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You have the power to influence all with whom you come in contact.
You have to run as fast as you can just to stay where you are.
If you want to get anywhere, you'll have to run much faster. -- Lewis Carroll...
You humans are all alike.
You just know when a relationship is about to end. My girlfriend called me at work and asked me how you change a lightbulb in the bathroom.
It's very simple," I said. "You start by filling up the...
You just wait, I'll sin till I blow up! -- Dylan Thoma
You k'n hide de fier, but w'at you gwine do wid de smoke?
-- Joel Chandler Harris, proverbs of Uncle Remu...
You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred. -- Superchicke
You know, Callahan's is a peaceable bar, but if you ask that dog what his favorite formatter is, and he says "roff!
off!", well, I'll just have to......
You know how to win a victory, Hannibal, but not how to use it. -- Maharbal
You know it's going to be a long day when you get up, shave and shower, start to get dressed and your shoes are still warm.
-- Dean Webbe...

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