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You never have to figure out what to get for children, because they will tell you exactly what they want.
They spend months and months researching these kinds of things by watching Saturday- morning...
You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems.
You never know what is enough until you know what is more than enough. -- William Blake
You never learned anything by doing it right.
You never realize how many friends you have until you rent a house at the beach.
You notice that after Ginzburg admitted he had tried marijuana everyone got in line to admit it, too.
But you also notice they all said they "experimented" with marijuana. The didn't "use" it; they...
You now have Asian Flu.
You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.
You plan things that you do not even attempt because of your extreme caution.
You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.

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