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You may carve it on his tombstone, you may cut it on his card That a young man married is a young man marred.
-- Rudyard Kipling, "The Story of the Gadsby...
You may get an opportunity for advancement today. Watch it!
You may have heard that a dean is to faculty as a hydrant is to a dog. -- Alfred Kah
You may my glories and my state dispose, But not my grief
ill am I king of those. -- William Shakespeare, "Richard II...
You may not be able to judge a book by its cover, but you sure as hell can tell how much it's going to cost.
You may worry about your hair-do today, but tomorrow much peanut butter will be sold.
You mean you didn't *know* she was off making lots of little phone companies?
You mentioned your name as if I should recognize it, but beyond the obvious facts that you are a bachelor, a solicitor, a freemason, and an asthmatic, I know nothing whatever about you.
-- Sherlock...
You might have mail.
You must dine in our cafeteria. You can eat dirt cheap there!!!!

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