You Know What We Can Be Like: See A Guy And Think He's Cute One Minute, The Next Minute Our Brains Have Us Married With Kids, The Following Minute We See Him Having An Extramarital Affair.

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You know what we can be like: See a guy and think he's cute one minute, the
next minute our brains have us married with kids, the following minute we see
him having an extramarital affair. By the time someone says "I'd like you to
meet Cecil," we shout, "You're late again with the child support!"
-- Cynthia Heimel, "A Girl's Guide to Chaos"
I don't have any use for bodyguards, but I do have a specific use for two
highly trained certified public accountants.
-- Elvis Presley