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You single-handedly fought your way into this hopeless mess.
You teach best what you most need to learn.
YOU TOO CAN MAKE BIG MONEY IN THE EXCITING FIELD OF PAPER SHUFFLING!
Mr. Smith of Muddle, Mass. says: "Before I took this course I used to be a lowly bit twiddler....
You tread upon my patience. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry IV
You two ought to be more careful-- your love could drag on for years and years.
You want to know why I kept getting promoted? Because my mouth knows more than my brain. -- W.G.
You will always find something in the last place you look.
You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.
You will always have good luck in your personal affairs.
You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home.
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