You Know You Are Getting Old When You Think You Should Drive The Speed Limit. -- E.A.

You Know You Are Getting Old When You Think You Should Drive The Speed Limit. -- E.A.

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You know you are getting old when you think you should drive the speed limit.
-- E.A. Gilliam

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You know you should be swimming when . . . You think Octopi are cute.
You're getting old when you stop to think and forget to start again.
You know you are getting old when you enter a limozine and all the cars behind you turn on their lights.
You know you're getting old when you notice how young the derelicts are getting.
-- Jeanne Phillip...
A truly reckless driver is one who passes you when you are already exceeding the speed limit.
The mainframe needs to rest. It's getting old, you know.
You know you should be swimming when . . . The lifeguard is getting tired of always having to tell you to come up for air.
You know you're getting old when what you call "life" is what others deem "nostalgia.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You always sleep *face down* (think about it!).