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You shall be rewarded for a dastardly deed.
You shall judge of a man by his foes as well as by his friends. -- Joseph Conrad
You should avoid hedging, at least that's what I think.
You should go home.
You should make a point of trying every experience once -- except incest and folk-dancing.
-- A. Bax, "Farewell My Youth...
You should never bet against anything in science at odds of more than about ten to the twelfth to one.
-- E. Rutherford...
You should never ride in an airplane with a sports team, because if the plane goes down, it's you they're gonna eat!
-- Gordon Downie, singer for Tragically Hip...
You should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and liberty.
-- Henrik Ibse...
You shouldn't have to pay for your love with your bones and your flesh.
-- Pat Benatar, "Hell is for Childre...
You shouldn't wallow in self-pity. But it's OK to put your feet in it and swish them around a little.
-- Guindo...

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