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You prefer the company of the opposite sex, but are well liked by your own.
You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do.
-- Olin Mille...
You recoil from the crude; you tend naturally toward the exquisite.
You roll my log, and I will roll yours. -- Lucius Annaeus Seneca
You say potatoe, And I say potato. You say tomatoe, And I say tomato.
Potatoe, potato, Tomatoe, tomato. Let's go be the Vice President......
You scratch my tape, and I'll scratch yours.
You see, I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose.
A fool takes in all the lumber of every sort he comes acro...
You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were
and I say "Why not?" -- George Bernard Shaw, "Back to Methuselah" [No, it wasn't J....
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat.
You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles....
You seek to shield those you love and you like the role of the provider.
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