Q: What's The Difference Between An Irish Wedding And An Irish Wake? A: One More Drunk.

Q: What's The Difference Between An Irish Wedding And An Irish Wake? A: One More Drunk.

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Q: What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?
A: One more drunk.

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