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• If the government needs more money, how can they think we need less?
• Q: Minnesotans ask, "Why aren't there more pharmacists from Alabama?
  A: Easy. It's because they can't figure out how to get the little bottles into the typewriter....
• No wonder can last more than three days.
• The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
  -- William Hazli...
• The more we do, the more we can do. -- William Hazli
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• There are no perfect men of course, but some are more perfect than others, and we can use all of those we can get.
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• Q: How many college football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: Only one, but he gets three credits for it....