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• My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. -- Errol Fly
• Rascal, am I? Take THAT! -- Errol Fly
• It isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper. -- Errol Fly
• Any coward can fight a battle when he is sure of winning
  but give me the man who has pluck to fight when he's sure of losing....
• My woman she done left me My children left me too My mule done kicked my kidneys And my income tax is due.
  -- Dave Barry, "Music To Get Rich By...
• I just send my income to Washington. Who can afford taxes?
• There is no doubt that my lawyer is honest. For example, when he filed his income tax return last year, he declared half of his salary as 'unearned income.
  ' -- Michael Lara...
• Who is "General Failure" and why is he reading my disk? -- quip from the Interne