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Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repainting. -- Billy Rose
Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. -- Quentin Crisp
Never kick a man, unless he's down.
Never laugh at live dragons. -- Bilbo Baggi
Never leave anything to chance; make sure all your crimes are premeditated.
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. -- Erma Bombeck
Never let someone who says it cannot be done interrupt the person who is doing it.
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
-- Salvor Hardin, "Foundatio...
Never look a gift horse in the mouth. -- Saint Jerome
Never look up when dragons fly overhead.
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