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Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry.
Never frighten a small man -- he'll kill you.
Never get into fights with ugly people because they have nothing to lose.
Never give an inch!
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. -- Erma Bombeck
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. -- Phyllis Diller, "Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hi
Never have children, only grandchildren. -- Gore Vidal
Never have so many understood so little about so much. -- James Burke
Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with a baseball bat.
Never insult an alligator until you've crossed the river.
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