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Nemo me impune lacessit [No one provokes me with impunity] -- Motto of the Crown of Scotland
erd pack, n: Plastic pouch worn in breast pocket to keep pens from soiling clothes.
Neuroses are red, Melancholia's blue. I'm schizophrenic, What are you?
Neurotics build castles in the sky, Psychotics live in them, And psychiatrists collect the rent.
Neutrinos are into physicists.
Neutrinos have bad breadth.
eutron bomb, n: An explosive device of limited military value because, as it only destroys people without destroying property, it must be used in conjunction with bombs that destroy property.
Never accept an invitation from a stranger unless he gives you candy. -- Linda Festa
Never appeal to a man's "better nature." He may not have one.
Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage. -- Lazarus Long...
Never argue with a fool -- people might not be able to tell the difference.

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