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Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour.
Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow.
Never drink Coca-Cola in a moving elevator. The elevator's motion coupled with the chemicals in Coke produce hallucinations.
People tend to change into lizards and attack without warning, and large b...
Never drink from your finger bowl -- it contains only water.
Never eat anything bigger than your head.
Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never play cards with a man named Doc.
And never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you....
Never eat more than you can lift. -- Miss Piggy
Never, ever lie to someone you love unless you're absolutely sure they'll never find out the truth.
Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will never believe you anyway.
-- Elbert Hubbard...
Never face facts; if you do you'll never get up in the morning. -- Marlo Thoma

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