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• If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end. -- Arthur "Bugs" Bae
• If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.
• If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
• If the nation's economists were laid end to end, they would point in all directions.
  -- Arthur H. Motley...
• If all the economists in the world were laid end to end, it would probably be a good thing.
• If you took all the students that felt asleep in class and laid them end to end, they'd be a lot more comfortable.
• If you took all the women at the Harvard Prom and laid them end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
  -- Dorothy Parke...
• Did you hear about the unreconstructed male supremacist who said that if all the women's lib activists were laid end to end, that it would be the best thing that could happen to them.
• If all the salmon caught in Canada in one year were laid end to end across the Sahara Desert, the smell would be absolutely awful.
  -- AMAZING BUT TRUE......