If You Laid All The Elvis Impersonators In The World, End To End.

If You Laid All The Elvis Impersonators In The World, End To End.

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If you laid all the Elvis impersonators in the world, end to end...
you'd wanna run and get a steam roller, real fast.
-- David Letterman

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