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• If you play with something long enough, you will surely break it. -- Louis Zahne
• Schmidt's Law: If you mess with a thing long enough, it'll break.
• If you mess with a thing long enough, it will break. -- Schmidt's Law
• If you mess with a thing long enough, it'll break. -- Schmid
• Solaris : A product that you play with long enough, will work.
  Sun Sparc : A product that you play with long enough, will break....
• If you fool around with a thing for very long you will screw it up. -- Murphy's Law No. 23
• If you take something apart and put it back together often enough, you will eventually have two of them.
  -- Rap's Law of Inanimate Reproductio...
• Rap's Law of Inanimate Reproduction: If you take something apart and put it back together enough times, eventually you will have two of them.
• Arthur's Second Law of Love: The love letter you finally got the courage to send will be dalayed in the mail long enough for you to make a fool of yourself in person.