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• If Machiavelli were a programmer, he'd have worked for AT&T.
• He's like a function -- he returns a value, in the form of his opinion.
  It's up to you to cast it into a void or not. -- Phil Lapsley...
• We were not idle when we were with you, nor did we eat anyone's food without paying for it.
  On the contrary, we worked night and day, laboring and toiling so that we would not be a burden to any of you....
• No need to be pessimistic. It wouldn't have worked anyway.
• That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.
• The rights we have today we may consider natural rights, but they were won by blood, sweat, sacrifice, and death.
  -- Dwight D. Eisenhowe...
• An Hacker there was, one of the finest sort Who controlled the system
  graphics was his sport. A manly man, to be a wizard able...
• Without coffee he could not work, or at least he could not have worked in the way he did.
  In addition to paper and pens, he took with him everywhere as an indispensable article of equipment the coffee machine, which was no less important to him than his table or his white robe....