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If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on vacation.
If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder. -- Pope John Paul I
If someone says he will do something "without fail", he won't.
If something has not yet gone wrong then it would ultimately have been beneficial for it to go wrong.
If swimming is so good for your figure, how come whales look the way they do?
If the American dream is for Americans only, it will remain our dream and never be our destiny.
-- Rene de Visme Williamso...
If the automobile had followed the same development as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $
100, get a million miles per per gallon, and explode once a year killing everyone inside. -- Robe...
If the church put in half the time on covetousness that it does on lust, this would be a better world.
-- Garrison Keillor, "Lake Wobegon Day...
If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong. -- Norm Schrye
If the colleges were better, if they really had it, you would need to get the police at the gates to keep order in the inrushing multitude.
See in college how we thwart the natural love of learning b...

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