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If two people love each other, there can be no happy end to it. -- Ernest Hemingway
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three wrongs.
If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal....
If we all work together, we can totally disrupt the system.
If we can ever make red tape nutritional, we can feed the world.
-- R. Schaeberle, "Management Accounting...
If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we would all be millionaires.
-- Abigail Van Bure...
If we do not change our direction we are likely to end up where we are headed.
If we don't survive, we don't do anything else. -- John Sinclai
If we men married the women we deserved, we should have a very bad time of it. -- Oscar Wilde
If we relied conclusively on scientific data for every one of our findings, I'm afraid all of our work would be inconclusive.
-- Henry Hudson, of the Meese Pornography Commission, on critici...

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