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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?
If puns were deli meat, this would be the wurst.
If rabbits feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?
If reporters don't know that truth is plural, they ought to be lawyers. -- Tom Wicke
If researchers wrote nursery rhymes... Little Miss Muffet sat on her gluteal region, Eating components of soured milk.
On at least one occasion, along came an arachnid and sat down beside her, Or a...
If Ricky Schroder and Gary Coleman had a fight on television with pool cues, who would win?
1) Ricky Schroder 2) Gary Coleman 3) The television viewing public -- David Letterma...
If scientific reasoning were limited to the logical processes of arithmetic, we should not get very far in our understanding of the physical world.
One might as well attempt to grasp the game of poke...
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to? -- Bette Midle
If she had not been cupric in her ions, Her shape ovoidal, Their romance might have flourished.
If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom. -- Robert Fro

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