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If the master dies and the disciple grieves, the lives of both have been wasted.
If the meanings of "true" and "false" were switched, then this sentence would not be false.
If the Nazi's had television with satellite technology, we'd all be goose-stepping.
Americans are just as suggestible. -- Frank Zappa...
If the odds are a million to one against something occurring, chances are 50-50 it will.
If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads. -- Anatole France
If the rich could pay the poor to die for them, what a living the poor could make!
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
If the thunder don't get you, then the lightning will.
If the vendors started doing everything right, we would be out of a job.
Let's hear it for OSI and X!...
If the very old will remember, the very young will listen. -- Chief Dan George

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