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• A quart low.
• You Threw Up on the Carpet of My Love. -- Lewis Grizzard
• I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
  -- Lewis Grizzard...
• The shower is the greatest invention. I don't like to take a bath.
  I don't like to wash my face in the water I've been sitting in. -- Lewis Grizzard...
• How to Raise your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children -- Book title by Lewis B. Frumkes (1983)
• How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children -- Book title by Lewis B. Frumke
• Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it. -- Lewis Grizzard
• I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play. -- Joe E. Lewi