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If the weather is extremely bad, church attendance will be down.
If the weather is extremely good, church attendance will be down....
If there are epigrams, there must be meta-epigrams.
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure ca...
If there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so much in despairing of life as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this life.
-- Albert Camu...
If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it. -- Edward A. Murphy Jr.
If there is any realistic deterrent to marriage, it's the fact that you can't afford divorce.
-- Jack Nicholso...
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? -- Art Hoppe
If there is no wind, row. -- Polish proverb
If there really was a Jewish conspiracy to run the world, my rabbi would have let me in on it by now.
I contribute enough to the shule. -- Saul Goodma...
If there was in justice in the world, "trust" would be a four-letter word.

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