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If they sent one man to the moon, why can't they send them all?
If they think you're crude, go technical; if they think you're technical, go crude.
I'm a very technical boy. So I get as crude as possible....
If they were so inclined, they could impeach him because they don't like his necktie.
-- Attorney General William Saxbe...
If things don't improve soon, you'd better ask them to stop helping you.
If this fortune didn't exist, somebody would have invented it.
If this is timesharing, give me my share right now. It's not time yet.
If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? -- Lily Tomli
If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking.
-- Lyndon B. Johnson Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off....

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