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• When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
• If someone gives you a lemon, make lemonade... -- D. Woodhouse
• When life hands you lemons make Strawberry Daiquiris.
• If life deals you lemons, why not go kill somone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat)?
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Martin: OK, piglet, start squealing. Where'd you get the lemons for this lemonade?
  Boy: Uh...this is Country Time lemonade mix. There's never been anything close to a lemon in it, I swear!...
• Experience - a comb life gives you after you loose your hair. -- Judith Ste
• Plastic lemons -- Oxymoro
• The simple life is your key. It will make you miserable.
• Making a living selling lemonade.