If Just One Piece Of Mail Gets Lost, Well, They'll Just Think They Forgot To Send It.

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If just one piece of mail gets lost, well, they'll just think they forgot to
send it. But if *two* pieces of mail get lost, hell, they'll just think the
other guy hasn't gotten around to answering his mail. And if *fifty* pieces
of mail get lost, can you imagine it, if *fifty* pieces of mail get lost, why
they'll think something *else* is broken! And if 1Gb of mail gets lost,
they'll just *know* that uunet is down and think it's a conspiracy to keep
them from their God given right to receive Net Mail ...
-- Leith (Casey) Leedom, apologies to Arlo Guthrie

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