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• If I now have egg on my face, please pass a washcloth!
• I hate the idea of causes, and if I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I hope I should have the guts to betray my country.
  -- E. M. Forster, Two Cheers for Democracy...
• I have seen these EGG EXTENDERS in my Supermarket..
  .. I have read the INSTRUCTIONS... -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Oh whistle, and I 'll come to ye, my lad.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Whistle, and I 'll come to ye...
• Bob: You do know I used to have a...problem with trying to kill people.
  Cecil: Goodness! I had no idea! For you see, I have been on Mars for the past decade, in a cave with my eyes shut, and my fingers in my ears....
• When one told Plistarchus that a notorious railer spoke well of him, "I 'll lay my life," said he, "somebody hath told him I am dead, for he can speak well of no man living.
  -- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Of Plistarchu...
• You do have a big heart, Bob...I like you a lot.
• T is not in mortals to command success, But we 'll do more, Sempronius,--we 'll deserve it.
  -- Joseph Addison (1672-1719) -- Cato, Act i, Sc. 2...
• REPORTER: Senator, are you for or against the MX missile system?
  SENATOR: Bob, the MX missile system reminds me of an old saying that the country folk in my state like to say....