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• Delete any [movie] footage which includes the idea that war is not altogether glamorous and noble.
  -- Joseph I. Breen (1890-?), film executive...
• War is just another government program. -- Joseph Sobra
• When I grow up I want to be a little boy. -- Joseph Helle
• The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.
  -- Joseph Heller, Catch22...
• Get out, Blackadder, and stop corking our juices. Certainly, your Highness.
  I'll leave you to dribble in private. -- George and Edmund : Sense and Senility...
• The original title of 'Catch-22' written by Joseph Heller was Catch-18.
  Can you think of being in a Catch-18 situation? I can't either....
• They told me it would disrupt my life less if I got killed sooner. -- Joseph Helle
• I thought my people would grow tired of killing. But you were right, they see it is easier than trading.
  And it has its pleasures. I feel it myself. Like the hunt, but with richer rewards....
• Get the government out of the arts.