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I'd Rather Have Two Girls At 21 Each Than One Girl At 42. -- W.C.
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I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42.
-- W.C. Fields
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On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia. -- W. C. Fields' epitaph
Women are like elephants to me: I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
-- W. C. Field...
Last week, I went to Philidelphia, but it was closed. -- W. C. Field
I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink.
That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for. -- W. C. Field...
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
Marriage is a two-way proposition, but never let the woman know she is one of the ways....
Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.
-- W. C. Field...
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. -- W. C. Fields (1890-1946)
Once, during prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
-- W. C. Field...
Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....