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If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end -- I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parke...
If all the seas were ink, And all the reeds were pens, And all the skies were parchment, And all the men could write, These would not suffice To write down all the red tape Of this Government.
If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. -- Paul Beatty
If all the world's economists were laid end to end, we wouldn't reach a conclusion.
-- William Baumol...
If an average person on the subway turns to you, like an ancient mariner, and starts telling you her tale, you turn away or nod and hope she stops, not just because you fear she might be crazy.
If sh...
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
If an S and an I and an O and a U With an X at the end spell Su
And an E and a Y and an E spell I, Pray what is a speller to do?...
If any demonstrator ever lays down in front of my car, it'll be the last car he ever lays down in front of.
-- George Wallace...
If any man wishes to be humbled and mortified, let him become president of Harvard.
-- Edward Holyoke...
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