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• I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION.
  I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER. -- Groucho Marx...
• Let's go. I wouldn't want to join any club that would have _this_ me as a member.
  -- Marge waxes philosophical, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• I would never want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
  -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall...
• I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
  -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)...
• I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
  -- Groucho Marx (in Duck Soup)...
• If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
• My mother loved children---she would have given anything if I had been one.
  -- Groucho Marx, 1890-1977...
• My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
  -- Groucho Marx...