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If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing their hair.
If this doesn't work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child....
If A fool persists in his folly he shall become wise. -- William Blake
If a group of N persons implements a COBOL compiler, there will be N-1 passes.
Someone in the group has to be the manager. -- T. Cheatham...
If a guru falls in the forest with no one to hear him, was he really a guru at all?
-- Strange de Jim, "The Metasexual...
If a jury in a criminal trial stays out for more than twenty-four hours, it is certain to vote acquittal, save in those instances where it votes guilty.
-- Joseph C. Goulde...
IF A KID ASKS YOU where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying.
If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.
If a man has a strong faith he can indulge in the luxury of skepticism. -- Friedrich Nietzsche
If a man has talent and cannot use it, he has failed. -- Thomas Wolfe
If a man is not a liberal at 25, he has no heart. If he's not a conservative by 45, he has no brain.

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