I Will Not Drink! But If I Do... I Will Not Get Drunk!

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I will not drink!
But if I do...
I will not get drunk!
But if I do...
I will not in public!
But if I do...
I will not fall down!
But if I do...
I will fall face down so that they cannot see my company badge.

I will not drink! But if I do... I will not get drunk!
But if I do... I will not in public! But if I do.....
I don't have a drinking problem. I drink I get drunk I fall down No problem
No, I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem!
I burned the bacon. Do I still get my cooking merit badge?
As a rule I don't drink--as a habit I do!
I'm wobbling and I can't fall down! -- Weeble
I seen you do the dog, I seen you gettin down.
Why do I drink? I drink so I can write poetry. -- James Douglas Morriso

I Will Not Drink! But If I Do... I Will Not Get Drunk!

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