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• I will make you shorter by the head.
• I write long epigrams, you write nothing. Yours are shorter. -- Martial
• I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.
  -- Blaise Pascal...
• I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.
  -- Blaise Pascal...
• Pardon me gentlemen, for the length of this letter.
  I did not have time to make it shorter. -- Blaise Pascal...
• If I had had more time, I could have written you a shorter letter. -- Blaise Pascal
• I like young girls. Their stories are shorter.
• Shorter taglines are better? No wonder mine aren't funny! But then again, I