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  If I fail, no one will say, 'She doesn't have what it takes....
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  by making out that they are a noble breed of honourable men and women, who have their own organised societies and guilds, rather than weedy scumbags who break into your house and nick your video....
• I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. SCHULTZ
• I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but byt the content of their character.
  -- Martin Luther King, Jr....
• I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation when they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.
  Martin Luther King, Jr. (1929-1968)...
• When I have one foot in the grave I will tell the truth about women.
  I shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me, and say, "Do what you like now....
• How many Canadians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Twelve. Four to form a Parliamentary study committee to decide how to solve the problem, one Francophone to complain that I didn't translate this joke into French, one Native Canadian to protest that the interests of Native Canadians have been overlooked, one woman from the National Action Committee On the Status Of Women to say that women have been underrepresented in the process, one to go over the border to the Niagara Falls Factory Outlet Mall and buy a new bulb and not pay duty on it on the way back, one to actually screw it in, one to collect taxes on the whole procedure so the government can afford it, one to buy a case of Molson for everybody to drink, and one to drop the puck....
• I would much rather have men ask why I have no statue, than why I have one.
  -- Marcus Procius Cato...
• I have a switch in my apartment... it doesn't do anything.
  ... Every once in a while, I turn it on and off.......